British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.(?)
Total: 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x]You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x]You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. {i}
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. {xD as if! One's insane, one's...her, and one's AWESOME.}
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (No, rly?)
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[X] You speak some italian. (Si, parlo italiano...xP}
[X] You are under 5'10'' {But not done growin' yet!}
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (DoY!}
[x] You talk with your hands. {Sometimes}
Total: 7

Spanish
[X] You say member instead of Remember. {YES}
[X] You speak spanish or some. {Uhm. Spanish class, mean anything?}
[X] You like tacos. {Who doesn't?}
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. {What the hell?!}
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is
[X] You talk fast occasionally. {WHAT? OCCASIONALY?!}
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. {Yes.}
[x] You know what platanos are. {NANNERS!}
Total: 6 {ohgawd}

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered. {yeah...}
[X] You know of somebody named natasha. (Again, what the hell?!}
[X] You get cold easily. {ookay.}
[x] Rain is fun for you. {Srsly.}
[x] You get into contests all the time. {...sterotypes, much?}
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. {*stereotype*}
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. {xDxDxD}
[ ] You have blue or green eyes. {Das ist changing.}
[X] You like the color green. {...*stereotype*}
[X] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[X] You have hair. {WTF?!?!}
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken. (*stereotype*}
[X] You like watermelon. {WTF?!}
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3 {HOW THE HELL?}

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano. {okay. Right.}
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. {Only 'cause I can?}
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. {???}
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread. {WHAT THE HELL?}
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You Speak some German. (LERN DEUTSCHE, BITTE!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You it when stupid people call you a "bitte". {Duh.}
[X] You went to Pre-school. {Catholic, TYVM.}
[x] You're over 5'2. {WHEE~!}
Total: 7 bout right, 3/4 german...

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. {As in...eeehhhh, wtf?!}
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some french. (J'mapelle Marissa. Je parle francais un peu.)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3

American
[ ] You foriegners. (Huh?}
[ ] You non - Christians. {Say what?}
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You abortion. {Huh?}
[ ] But love the penalty. {huh?}
[ ] You don't read. {xD no leo ingles!}
[x] You shop at walmart. {Hard not to.}
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. {Fo shiz!}
Total: 3

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En todos:
WTF WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? I mean, yeah, the German thing was right and all, but some of those questions were:
-Stereotyped
-Biased
-and/or nonsensical.