Well, somehow I actually DREW something today that isn't a load of crap! ...unfortunately it's still pretty bad, and it was in my sketchbook anyway, so...
Step 1: find a scanner.
2: Scan it in.
3: Make it prettiful in Photoshop
4: ????
5: PROFIT!
...OK, my state is officially pitiful. Why? Because there's actually a news article titled "Burrowing muskrat causes levee to fail in Missouri". Seriously. That's when you know your state fails at life, when a muskrat causes a flood.
Speaking of which, '08 flooding this year=almost as bad as '93. I mean, the peeps in the trailers by the Meramec had to move waaaay far, the water's about 6 in. give or take below the bottom of the bridge...and considering it's normally 10+ feet below...and it's also about 20+ yards over its banks...the poor trees are drowning!
And then I was watching the news today, and they had more stuff about problems in Iowa. It pretty much said, "While Missouri epically fails at life, Iowa fails just a little harder." You know, give or take a few words. *Note: I really don't mean to offend you Iowans out there, I'm just joking around...

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*randomedit: I believe a quick brag is in order. GAS IS $3.85 A GALLON HERE!*